A former high-ranking Pender County Sheriff’s deputy who picked up a young man earlier this year in Wilmington and was arrested shortly thereafter on charges of crimes against nature and johning for a prostitute was found guilty in court Thursday of the former and walked on the latter count.

Mark Sloan was sentenced to serve 18 months of unsupervised probation, pay a $200 fine and ordered to surrender his law enforcement credentials. His days as a cop in North Carolina are done.

The Star News describes the man who Sloan picked up – and who later testified against him – as “a lanky man wearing a black suit with dreadlocks tied back with a rubber-band.”

In my opinion, it is our silly, prudish puritan society that drives an otherwise good man like Sloan out into the night to seek sexual gratification and hide it from the world. Had he been comfortable enough to stay home and get it on, he wouldn’t be in trouble.

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A local college student recognized a Marine major accused of masturbating in front of a woman at a Jacksonville gas station Sunday and told police he was the same dude who pleasured himself in front of her. Another woman identified him as well and there are now two outstanding warrants of indecent exposure to go along with the same charge 37-year-old Danny Cohlmeyer already caught.

Read the news.

The FBI classifies a serial crime as two or more similar criminal acts that occur separate from each other but are perpetrated by the same person. So is it safe to say Cohlmeyer is an alleged serial beater?

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From bad to worse, a Marine charged with child porn was due in court but the case was continued.

Read the news.

Child porn is the worst of the worst. No reflection on this guy who is just charged with a crime. In fact both Marines mentioned in this post have only been charged with a crime which is not evidence of guilt. The only person named here who has been convicted of a crime is former Sheriff’s Capt. Mark Sloan and I’m not sure what exactly his crime was.

Where was I? Oh yeah. Child porn is unforgivable and inexcusable. I’d tie the guilty up to a stump in the swamp with peanut butter smeared on their tallywackers if I were in charge.

In each instance of child porn some innocent child was raped so fat disguisting bastards can sit around in their sweaty wife-beater T-shirts and watch it on film.

I applaud the police who go after and catch these human dung piles. I got a pantry full of crunchy peanut butter.

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